Farewell FaisslAbad and welcome Faisslogia..!

I know you think me stupid for moving my blog after scoring more than 3600 hit.. but I'm really hate stillness.. especially if I was stick to a retarded thing..
so I declare, I'm Ahmed Faissl of Faisslabad, without any trace of mentality, I'll combine the three blogs of mine Fa7maya, Faisslabad, and the mischiefed A-y-a-s in one blog out of the retarded Blogger and in the great WordPress..

My fellow Faisslabadians
Welcome to Faisslogia..!

..And thanks to Every human being who contributed here in every post..
I know it's annoying to follow a mosquito like myself.. but I'll feel happy and graqtful if you did.. :)
welcome to my new home..

camellia
حسن أمين
david santos
big poppa e
Hossam
فريدة
اميرة
الجحيم
بحلم
محمد العدوي
سحابة
fawest
R.R
bos bos
محمد طلبة رضوان
DantY ElMasrY
emoo
محمد محمود مرسي
Ahmed Al-Sabbagh
ميـــــنا
هويدا صالح / عشق البنات
yafa
سلااام
MoNancy
مشمشة
khairzad
ذات الأرقام

..and every blogger and reader who liked what I've written..
I'll be there waiting for you :)

hallucinating...!

3 am, I'm fighting back sleep for no good reason, totally disfunctioned, maybe disordered too..!
searching for a homeless little girl called Idea, which I lost her coz she's went to search for her bigger sister.. Will..!
I just wanna write, just damn write.. anything in any language will be good.. Linux or politics or religion.. even sex...! I just wanna read a paper or a web page with some letters on it.. and, deep in me, saying: I wrote that stuff..!
I will not say I miss you all readers, for 2 good reasons:
1- you are not really there..! who follow a blog that hasn't been updated for more than 4 months..?
2- you have not really missed me.. have you..?
better give up to sleep..
to be back soon..

believing in..what..?!!

Can you believe in God..?
I didn't ask "do you" I asked "can you"..! I'm trying being accurate here..
If you believe that world is the living proof for the existence of the Creator.. Can you -once more- believe in religion..?
can you pass all these differences, misunderstanding, conflicts, and the truth that saying: almost every religion has split into many different parties.. and each party claims to be the correct truth of te religion.. considering other parties being infidel...!
and more, each party rely on "historical facts" and if you followed each fact of each party you will discover that it can be true and can be false.. with no preference to one side..
can you bypass these parties to the common truth of religion..?
no, you can't. you just can't coz these differences are just too deepin the origins of your religion..
so.. what's the answer can be..?
The alternative is stupid and incorrect too.. being godless...
you can't disprove a fact after you already proved it..!
let's make a discussion.. I'm clueless.

Eirik Ott or Big Poppa E.. How could you stop loving this poetry..?!

This is how I Knew about Big Poppa E and Slam poetry..

It's all started some months ago..
I was trying to install Mac OS on my PC (the OSx86 thing.. installing Mac os on common PCs using an altered DVD).. I learned then something very important.. if you use Asus X series motherboards (very common in Egypt) then forget about Mac.. it will never recognize your audio or ethernet device which mean that every time you wanna browse the net you will have to restart losing a very important reason for installing Mac: doing great job on the net. I also learned to never buy any MB with SiS or RealTek devices.. they're so damn unsupported.. >:(
Back to -I just damn hate the digression..!!- Big Poppa E.. I was searching YouTube for Apple Videos when I found this video: "why I got fired from apple computer" an older version from the one above..
I said: "Wow cool..! I wanna hear more of this guy..!" I googled till I found his website (if these words were broken, how the sound words will look like..?!)
this poet gotta very special dictionary.. and a very special usage of this dictionary..!
I'm really happy finding this man who make me reconsider the American poetry and introduced to the new wave of it..
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Sidenote: If you did'nt like the post's title, you are not alone buddy.. me too! but I squeezed my mind for a better one in vain..

First tag to pass..!

Hey guys..
check out this tag to kill some time during the strike :D
It's about its it's there thair blah blah blah
Enjoy the blah blah part..

You Scored an A

You got 10/10 questions correct. It's pretty obvious that you don't make basic grammatical errors. If anything, you're annoyed when people make simple mistakes on their blogs. As far as people with bad grammar go, you know they're only human. And it's humanity and its current condition that truly disturb you sometimes.

The It's Its There Their They're Quiz

Pass To:
Mohammed Sameer
boody
Malek who will not be interested :D
CVirus
This is for getting domain names so easy which make me envious..!
Also
Hassan Amin For giving a very silly comment >=D
Camellia Hussein for giving a very sweet comment and for loving Alexandria.. =)
Big Poppa E to visit and comment my blog...

Striking the strike..!

it's his birthday..celebrate..!

It is not a coincidence that English -hear my linguistic study coming..?- uses one word for hitting by huge force and refusing to work for some reason.. strike..!

So the strike is using force.. and the strike is defending yourself peacefully against those who using force..
we have seen this morning in our "National" television -this national doesn't mean in this context that it is belonging to the nation.. neither the trademark..! it an impolite way of saying "The National Democratic Party's government television..! - a practical lesson for brainwashing.. the happy people of Mahalla city -which was literally under strike for declaring strike..!! - to make people believe that this is Utopia.. not Gaza or El Nagaf of 6 April..
If you think that 6 April was tough, tomorrow will be much much tougher.. because the system -I'm not talking about MS Windows here-has used extreme violence.. arrested as much as possible (most of them has not been released until now).and will use more violence to quench any remaining resistance. just like the Israeli system..
That remind me of the drawing in the banner of my other blog where the kid asking his father:
- Dad.. who elected Ariel Sharon..?
+ The Israelis..
- and who elected our president..?
+ the Israelis...!!
Anyway, just prey that Egypt survive tomorrow.. and prey that Egypt of the future do not celebrate his birthday forever as a memory of tremendous slaughterhouse..
bye..

Dusk of... something..!!

(First publish 14 April 2008)

I changed the title of this postmany times.. that's usually happens when you decide to write firstbefore you decide "writing what"..!
It was "Duskof Microsoft" -because I'm Open Source fan- then "Dusk ofdemocracy" -because I'm realistic...!!- then it just came up tomy mind..
It is the dusk of writing.. Of blogging to bemore correct..
the bloggers has became a majority ofpeople.. everybody now has a blog and has something to write and mostof it is complainments or welcome massages to the End of days..!!
andwhen so many people write.. no body read..!
I was once amember of a very special forum which have gathered a huge number ofthe elite in poetry and novel and story writing.... but this didn'tlast for too long.
What the hell I'm saying..??!!
gofind the ideas before writing any thing.. and then you 'll certainlywrite things better than this post..!!!

Elections,, Elections..!!

(First published 26 March in Fanbox)

Oook.. this is about the US elections..
And for some reason, when the Kryptonian criminals wanted to meet the Earth governor, Superman' director made them meet the US president..! long before any human being learn about the new world order and the One-pole -world..
So, you Americans knew long enough that you are choosing the world governor every few years.. last time you have chose a disaster and put it into the white house..!!
So, learn from your errors.. coz you've -and also the whole world- suffered enough..
I know that some of you is worried about this Hussein thing in Obama's name.. don't worry..! Obama is not a Muslem any more..! And even if, he had promise to support Israel in all ways, And so did Clinton, and so did McCain..
So, it is indifferent, at least for Arabs..
Just choose carfully.. choose a president who stops war.. and preventing any American from catching up with the 4000 who been killed in Iraq..
I'm not democrat, and not republican. coz I'm simply not American..!
but At least.. I think that a democrat president will work for stopping the wars here and there..
and please.. choose a real democrat..a democrat for Democracy.. not a specific party..!!

Back from Aswan-Egypt, But first..!

(first published in 11 February 2008 in FanBox)

But first.. that's very "Mask"..!

but first, the African Cup..
Egypt Has won the cup.. which is good, but some people says that the world is really exaggerating the event, as there are no other concerns..
but I totally disagree with that.the cup IS a concern if you really need to drink coffee..!
so my dear world.. don't envy us for having an enemy in the East, Colonial invadors in the West, Poverty, corruption, injustice deep inside..
we are the cup winners.. and we also make a good coffee..!

When the trader bankrupted..!

Hi all..
I just had some difficulties in concentration.. some of you -those who really know me in particular..!!- may say that this is a quality for me not just an emergent state.. but I really can't concentrate more than ever.. I declared to many people that I learned XHTML, Adobe Flash and FreeHand in a week and I'll master them in another week.. but I just lost my concentration so I failed..
Many pressures on me may be guilty in this failure.. I'm jobless and I want to remain jobless till I finish my course to get a really decent job.. but being jobless is a real pressure which can make you stop thinking..
Back to blogging thing.. I'm now boardcasting this blog on the FaceBook.. so anything you read or say will be facebooked..
and as we say in my country: when the trader get bankrupted, he have to search his old books..!
So I did, and I found these post (the following three: "Back from Aswan-Egypt, But first..!","Elections,, Elections..!!","Dusk of... something..!!") in some nowhere called Fanbox..
Just finish reading these till I write some fresh posts..

Side note (like side effect):
this post is the beginning of a new label called Recyclopedia.. I was searching my mind for a word that describes a place to put the dirty ideas and cheap useless talk etc. then I invented the word Recyclopedia (since I'm abig Wikipedia fan) but when I google it I found that the word got a big history.. but-still- no one used it my way except me and an American poet called Harryette Mullen who had a whole poetry collection with the title "Recyclopedia"..!!
(can the Telepathy be that powerful..??!!)
see:
If you turned down the media
so I could write a book
then you could look me up
in your voluminous recyclopedia

Have you noticed "turned down the media"..?!
I just love the American poetry..! ;)
anyway.. this is the recyclopedia theory
so don't give a damn for anything I write under this label
and pleeease don't play smart by counting how many "I's" I use in my posts..
I'm so fuckin' self-centred.. I know it already.. OK..?

Shame on me..!!

Back again after I failed -again..!!- in all my commitments..!
I promised to blog at least once a week and I failed..
I wanted to be a good journalist and I failed..!
I promised my boss in the newspaper to do my best and I didn't..!
was journalism really my thing..?
or the good journalist is -simply- my opposite..! which I feel it's true..
sorry boss for letting you down..
I'm back this time with a project.. no more promises..
over and out..

To 6th April

All the patriot movements in Egypt
had agreed
that the 6 th of April
to Be a day of
GENERAL STRIKE


In this day
STAY at home
Don't go any where
Don't go to university
Don't go to school
Don't open your Shop
Don't open your pharmacy
Don't go to the police station
Don't go to the Barracks


WE DEMAND
Salaries to live on
Jobs
Education for our children
Transportation for humans not for animals
Hospitals that can heal us
Medicine for our kids
Fair Judgement system
Safety
Freedom & Dignity
Apartments for marriage


WE DON'T WANT
High prices
Corruption
Thug-Officers
Torture in police stations
Bribes
Illegal arrest
Framed charges


Tell your friends not to leave their houses also
Make them Join the strike

Post these images anywhere to support the strike

If you ever loved..

When you see your lover -Your wish from life-
appearing just before your eyes,
close them.. and stand with him..
because if you open your eyes, you'll see his picture..
But when you close them..
you will see his meaning...!

Arabization of the Computer.. all you have to do is "To do"..!!

I know it seems like stupid to right about Arabization -turn the computer look and feel and work from English to Arabic- in my English blog, But I really have a very good reason..
you are Arabic person reading an English blog (You could be not Arabic if you want to.. but I mean Arabs here), which means you love computer.. so you learnd English to use it easly or you proceed through because you speak English already, and means also you were in the darknesses of despair before 1995 when Microsoft sympathize with you and made an Arabic iterface for windows.. but you convinced yourself from 95 till Vista that those Arabic GUIs (Graphic User Interface)s are dumb and the true computer language is English..
You maybe right in one thing: Windows Arabic GUIs are dumb.. pretty dumb..because from 95 till now arabic is NOT fully supported in Windows..! the interface had never been fully translated, and many programs had difficulties to work under Arabic version (Microsoft never used multi language interface till Vista appeared).

Linux with Arabic interface.. click the photo to look closer ;)

After the urge for Arabic is killed in many expert computer users, some fresh users joined and wanted to use Arabic. they heard about Linux and open source programs, but they weren't fresh enough to convert themselves from windows that easy. they alse learned -which was right then- that Linux Don't support Arabic but this is another story..
Linux is a free community.. which means there is no Microsoft to blame.. for example, when I got my first Linux cd and start installing it, I went crazy..! in "choosing language" screen there was something like 100 language including some you never know that is exists..! it is discrimination..? I also was stupid enough to think so especially when I found Hebrew..!
but as I said, there is no Microsoft to blame.. also there is no discrimination there..
Linux is a free open community of programmers all around the world.. and when linux speaks a language, you have to know that some language speaking programmers wanted to translate Linux from English to their language.. thats what happen in Hebrew and Xhosa and any of these languages.. Arabic not included simply because Arabic programmers didn't bother to translate Linux to Arabic, because they used to use it in English, and we also used to import technology not to produce it, and this is a pretty hard work -which means is not impossible- to turn an English speaking system to Arabic, considering stuff like switching text direction and connecting letters to each other and kashida and other things..
But now, things are better.. almost 60 or 70% of Linux distributions -I'll tell you later what a distribution is-has an Arabic interface or at least Arabic support.. Also, arabs had begun to make their very own distributions (they made 10 or so)
So, we woke up.. late as usual but we did..
We learned how to "do" not to "wait"..!!

When thoughts sneeze..

I could say that when thoughts sneeze, it does that suddenly.. for example I was suppose to write that post tomorrow.. but could you stop yourself sneezing when you want to..?
Something else.. a friend -a college in my newspaper- told me that if you catch a cold, you better take this description: eat fish, eat eggs, drink milk..! I know that you recognized the face of suicide in this thing, but if you think again, those things will just make the cold harder.. and Cold is just like a course,the harder it gets the sooner it end.. what this description does is just speeding the wheel..
that's another common thing..
You can't control a thought.. and when it comes, just feed its hunger to end it fast..
or as I said in Fa7maya فحماية : the right word is an ember in your chest, it won't mercy you unless you spit it out..
A philosopher..? oh yeah.. I heard it a lot already.. almost every time I opened my mouth in somebody's face..!
To be back soon..

Commitment and disclaimer..!

Rule n# 1:
I will commit that I'll try the idea of "blogging habit" and to do little blogging every day before the newspaper time -I became a journalist if you haven't knew yet- as long as I have an internet connection in my PC and thoughts in my mind and coffee to drink...

Rule n# 2:
CORRECT ME whenever you can.. consider yourself an English teacher and myself as a first grade student.. but don't play fool trying to do that in Arabic because I am Arabic teacher and poet and novelist and critic too..!

Rule n# 3:
As a Faisslabad citizen -I'm talking about YOU here- you are a lucky citizen also because your ruler -Me- has opened THIS post as a parliament you can request any thing or any case to be talked in.. so, don't hesitate to use it.. many nations did &.. regrets..!

Rule n# 4:
I'll create a label for computers and software very soon.. and when I say "computers and software" I mean:
1- Hardware New technologies
2- Open source Software (and ONLY open source software.. you can go anywhere to know about closed source software but not here.. and as Mohammed Al Shrkaouy "the owner of Malamih Publishing House"said: the house is for publishing anti-system and liberal voice.. you can go to any "National" newspaper or Publishing House and hypocrite the government as you like.. but I'll commit to my thoughts and that is democracy..!")
3- Linux reviews and howtos (if you are a windows addict, don't worry at all..! I'll help you to get rid of this addiction..!)
4- May be some games too, but this is not promise.. I still a cheater gamer till now..!!

Rule n# 5
referring to rule n# 4, this is NOT A TECHNICAL BLOG..! this basically political and Literary blog.. in my spare time I maybe speak in technical issues like computers and linux and so..

Rule n# 6
Don't be so mean to count how many times I said "I"..!! I use it too much and Ican't help it..!

see you tomorrow if I was a responsible person and If I don't get myself fired...

A bunch of guns..!

..is the best gift to those who inspired me making this blog..
Elsa Raspakh
George Galloway
John Reece
Neveen Sameer
Mohammed Sameer (of EGlug)
an anonymous old girlfriend..
Big Poppa E (the American slam poet)
PyroFalkon (your Sims FAQs and your blog are so great..!)

I was saying, this is the best gift for great stragglers like yourselves..

My Arabic Blog "مدونتي العربية"

If you looking for my arabic blog, it is not here any more.. I've moved it to

آدي عنوان مُكنتي الجديدة (على رأي ابو النجوم)

فــــحـــــــمــــــــايـــــــة

أتمنى لكم أنفاس ممتعة...!